While the Cornpoppers have been terribly mistreated in the new schedule, Clownpantsnation has quietly gained a major homefield advantage over all opponents – even for road games.
For games in Bloomingtuck, since the visiting team always has much greater fan turnout, the loosiers will now gain a relative advantage and, at the same time, be able to more effectively deploy their loyal Goose squadron to do its feculent work to the annoyance and disgust of visiting teams.
For road games, the loosiers can train the foul creatures to swoop into the empty stadiums, again distracting and disgusting opponents.
Might this advantage be the key for Clownpantsnation to beat a team with a winning record this year??
For games in Bloomingtuck, since the visiting team always has much greater fan turnout, the loosiers will now gain a relative advantage and, at the same time, be able to more effectively deploy their loyal Goose squadron to do its feculent work to the annoyance and disgust of visiting teams.
For road games, the loosiers can train the foul creatures to swoop into the empty stadiums, again distracting and disgusting opponents.
Might this advantage be the key for Clownpantsnation to beat a team with a winning record this year??