While that is as cool a name as Waynelle Gravesande (probably cooler), I propose that if the young man should find his way on campus and make the team, he go by
Double O
O squared
Die-OXIDE
8-0
Doc Ox
The Ox Eater
The Ox Ender
aaaand so on and so forth.
Double O
O squared
Die-OXIDE
8-0
Doc Ox
The Ox Eater
The Ox Ender
aaaand so on and so forth.