2024 All-Big Scorer Team, All-Big Old Dude Team, All- …

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All-Big Scorer Team
Zach Edey, Purdue
Jahmir Young, Maryland
Terrence Shannon, Illinois
Boo Buie, Northwestern
Tyson Walker, Michigan State

All-Almost Team
Dawson Garcia, Minnesota
Marcus Domask, Illinois
A.J. Storr, Wisconsin
Tony Perkins, Iowa
Bruce Thornton, Ohio State

All-Big Old Dude Team
Coleman Hawkins, Illinois
Donta Scott, Maryland
Clifford Omoruyi, Rutgers
Malik Hall, Michigan State
Zed’s Not Dead Key, Ohio State

All-Part-Time Team
Ty Berry, Northwestern
Olivier Nkamhoua, Michigan
Dug McDaniel, Michigan
Terrence Shannon, Illinois
Kanye Clary, Penn State

All-Coach’s Kid Team
Brooks Barnhizer, Northwestern
Patrick McCaffrey, Iowa
Sam Hoiberg, Nebraska
Jace Howard, Michigan
(tie) Chase Martin, Purdue
(tie) Carson Barrett, Purdue

All-Italian Team
Nick The Knife Martinelli, Northwestern
Niccolo On The Elbow Moretti, Illinois
Steven Get Even Izzo, Michigan State
Tony The Baloney Petitti, Rosemont Tech
Luigi Jones, Purdue

All-Mad Bomber Team
Keisei Tominaga, Nebraska (consensus)

All-It Takes A Thief Team
Ace Baldwin, Penn State (other votes missing)

All-Hideous Hair Team
Bride of Chucky Hepburn, Wisconsin (unanimous)

All-Pain In Purdue’s Patootie Team
Boo Buie, Northwestern
Bruce Thornton, Ohio State
Rienk Mast, Nebrasaka
Marcus Domask, Illinois
Tyler Wahl, Wisconsin