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Deep Questions in the Big Ten

Born Boiler

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Dec 6, 2006
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If Penn State’s Baldwin shoots, does he have to sign a release to say he’s Ace and not Alec?

If Nebraska’s Josiah makes the dean’s list, does he officially qualify as a Smart Allick?

If Minnesota’s Payne were to transfer to Northwestern, would he be considered a Pharrel Cat?

And if averaging 14 points is enough to win Big Ten Player of the Week, then do Zach Edey, Jahmir Young, Boo Buie, Marcus Domask, A.J. Storr, Dawson Garcia, Tony Perkins, Tyson Walker, Kanye Clary, Bruce Thornton, Payton Sandfort, Malik Reneau, Lance Jones, Brooks Barnhizer, Malik Hall, Kel Ware, Ace Baldwin and Keisei Tominaga all make All-Big Ten?
 
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