Trophies? The only thing you're polishing on a regular basis is your own knob...
Yes. Five Bowl wins, two B1G West championships, and 8 Land-of-Lincoln trophies in the past decade. And now, a "Week Zero" trophy. It takes a lot of time and trophy polish to keep them sparkling these days.
It's a lot easier than polishing my "knob" though. That requires a step ladder.