Crean on ESPN Post Game Show

[Lionheart1]

I didn't hear him say anything and as usual he looked totally lost.

 

[BoilerStation]

Please god don't let ESPN hire him to do Big 10 games.

 

[BoilerGal74]

Please god don't let ESPN hire him to do Big 10 games.

Amen, amen, amen!!

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Please god don't let ESPN hire him to do Big 10 games.

We could all be a party to a class-action lawsuit against ESPN for intentional infliction of emotional distress if something like the following happened:

CREAN: Matt has always been a great teacher of defense and he knows the game well, right? I remember last year he was one of the few to point out that foul trouble for us was different than foul trouble for other teams, which I really appreciated. A lot of people couldn't understand that, but Matt did and I told him so in the handshake line after our game here at Mackey last year, I did, look at the tape. Still, I think Matt's team needs to play a little faster, some more weave action about 35 feet from the basket, maybe get a few more deflections on defense, right? And look at Haarms here posting up, he plays way too close to the basket, he should be out beyond the arc on every possession where he can be more effective.

CALHOUN: Yeah, Mackey Arener great atmospheeah heeah good to be in Indianer. It's haahd to say in paahticulaah what they might do but this Haahms kid looks like he could be like the Vaahgnaah kid at Michigan maybe put on some strength...

CREAN: Well, Wagner needs to put on some strength, too. He fouled me last year, flagrant 1, but I got right up. Look at the tape. My brother-in-law John Harbaugh, you know, he coaches the Baltimore Ravens? He said he had never seen someone get up from such a hit so quickly, right?

CALHOUN: Though of course Haahms won't be like Okerfer was for me. Maybe Haws could be. I like Dakoter Mathaahs and this Caahsen Edwaahds reminds me of Kember a bit. I also coached Ray Allen who played Jesus in a movie.

CREAN: I think about Jesus a lot. A whole lot.

 

[BoilerGal74]

We could all be a party to a class-action lawsuit against ESPN for intentional infliction of emotional distress if something like the following happened:

CREAN: Matt has always been a great teacher of defense and he knows the game well, right? I remember last year he was one of the few to point out that foul trouble for us was different than foul trouble for other teams, which I really appreciated. A lot of people couldn't understand that, but Matt did and I told him so in the handshake line after our game here at Mackey last year, I did, look at the tape. Still, I think Matt's team needs to play a little faster, some more weave action about 35 feet from the basket, maybe get a few more deflections on defense, right? And look at Haarms here posting up, he plays way too close to the basket, he should be out beyond the arc on every possession where he can be more effective.

CALHOUN: Yeah, Mackey Arener great atmospheeah heeah good to be in Indianer. It's haahd to say in paahticulaah what they might do but this Haahms kid looks like he could be like the Vaahgnaah kid at Michigan maybe put on some strength...

CREAN: Well, Wagner needs to put on some strength, too. He fouled me last year, flagrant 1, but I got right up. Look at the tape.

CALHOUN: Though of course Haahms won't be like Okerfer was for me. I also coached Ray Allen who played Jesus in a movie.

CREAN: I think about Jesus a lot. A whole lot.

Priceless!!

 

[Ben Richart]

Crean has that look at though his prom date just cancelled on him.