“We finally beat Medicare”. “Bla, bla, bla…asylumofficers”
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You may be right if some Democrats have Biden die a natural death. They can pick someone who looks wholesome and speaks well, like when I was tricked into believing in an inexperienced Obama. However, if Biden steps down, they are stuck with Harris. The only reason she is VP is that people think she is an African-American female, but she has shown that she is incapable. And I think they feel they can control and have a better chance with a feeble Biden better than Harris. I watched Meet the Press this morning, and sure enough, their campaign is to make up lies and attack Trump. Trump is a liar because he honestly believes the 2020 election was stolen from him, and Biden said the border has been secure for three years; no one died in Afghanistan, and he is mentally acute with a razor-sharp mind.
Alarming Study Finds 33% Of Americans Are Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers
U.S. — As summer ramped up heading into the important home stretch to the November presidential election, an alarming new study found that 33% of Americans are dumber than a bag of hammers.
News channel CNN conducted a poll asking viewers who won last night's debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, with a shocking 33% of people responding that they suffer from advanced cognitive impairment, officially placing them at or beyond the stupidity of a box of rocks.
"We can confirm over one-third of the country is drooling morons," said Dr. Bradford Doran, head of the research team conducting the poll. "While it's always been suspected that a significant number of Americans were mindless idiots, no one ever suspected that there were this many of them. It's fascinating and yet terrifying at the same time."
Experts confirmed that anyone who holds the opinion that Biden performed well enough in the debate to win could only be scientifically classified as a total imbecile. "It's true," Dr. Doran confirmed. "While people are entitled to their own opinions, anyone who honestly believes Biden won the debate can be clinically classified under the technical term ‘nincompoop.'"
Though many people were shocked by the study's findings, others were not taken aback whatsoever. "You've been out in public, right?" asked an unsurprised citizen Chad Gleiser. "You can't go fill up at the gas station without running across at least a few blithering oafs. It's not surprising at all that 33% of people in this country are as sharp as bowling balls."
At publishing time, results of the study also confirmed that a majority of the 33% work within the federal government in Washington, D.C.
Alarming Study Finds 33% Of Americans Are Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers
U.S. — As summer ramped up heading into the important home stretch to the November presidential election, an alarming new study found that 33% of Americans are dumber than a bag of hammers.
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The Democrats will spend two months trying to buyout the Biden supporters. And Kamala won’t go away without her “bag” and don’t forget Jill and Hunter.
By the time they sort through
Hillary
Michelle
Newsome
Pritzker
Whitless Whitmer (to get the MI vote)
Or Shapiro (to get the PA vote)
It will be December and the election will be over and SloJoe will be wheeled away to the Delaware State old folks home.
Oh, and their last ditch effort to throw someone’s name in the hat will result in “Feel the Bern” as Pres and VP Liz Warren to cater to the youth vote to try to buy their way back to respectability (aka college debt forgiveness) will still fail because they don’t care about the border or the economy.
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Is this a reflection of the building trade? 😂Alarming Study Finds 33% Of Americans Are Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers
U.S. — As summer ramped up heading into the important home stretch to the November presidential election, an alarming new study found that 33% of Americans are dumber than a bag of hammers.
News channel CNN conducted a poll asking viewers who won last night's debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, with a shocking 33% of people responding that they suffer from advanced cognitive impairment, officially placing them at or beyond the stupidity of a box of rocks.
"We can confirm over one-third of the country is drooling morons," said Dr. Bradford Doran, head of the research team conducting the poll. "While it's always been suspected that a significant number of Americans were mindless idiots, no one ever suspected that there were this many of them. It's fascinating and yet terrifying at the same time."
Experts confirmed that anyone who holds the opinion that Biden performed well enough in the debate to win could only be scientifically classified as a total imbecile. "It's true," Dr. Doran confirmed. "While people are entitled to their own opinions, anyone who honestly believes Biden won the debate can be clinically classified under the technical term ‘nincompoop.'"
Though many people were shocked by the study's findings, others were not taken aback whatsoever. "You've been out in public, right?" asked an unsurprised citizen Chad Gleiser. "You can't go fill up at the gas station without running across at least a few blithering oafs. It's not surprising at all that 33% of people in this country are as sharp as bowling balls."
At publishing time, results of the study also confirmed that a majority of the 33% work within the federal government in Washington, D.C.
Alarming Study Finds 33% Of Americans Are Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers
U.S. — As summer ramped up heading into the important home stretch to the November presidential election, an alarming new study found that 33% of Americans are dumber than a bag of hammers.
I think it covers a lot of the places on the east and west coast. Watching the tide roll away must dull the minds
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