To our most hated rival

[BBG]

Since our game with you is looming, this thread is dedicated to you:

 

[WildTurk]

Weak sauce.. Try harder

 

[BBG]

Weak sauce.. Try harder

Well it was good enough to pull you out of 2011 for your second post. So rather effective after all it appears.

 

[WildTurk]

Not sure if you understand how posting on rivals boards works..

 

[BBG]

Not sure if you understand how posting on rivals boards works..

Well considering it took you this long to make a handful of posts, you probably shouldn't be critiquing people. Nice try though.

 

[BoiledSteel]

Weak sauce.. Try harder

These posts make me laugh. I mean here you are posting an even weaker post that you claim the OP has.

 

[WildTurk]

Is that all you got?

 

[PUQBMan.]

Is that all you got?

Nebraska corn is at least 100x better than Iowa corn.

 

[tigerchump]

Herbert Hoover was from West Branch Iowa.And William Frawley was from Burlington,Iowa.What else can you say?

 

[New Pal Boiler]

Herbert Hoover signed the smoot-hawley act... That was a real winner!!!

 

[tigerchump]

And Bill Frawley was as grouchy as any man could be.I bet he went to Easter Egg hunts just to so he could boo the kids that didnt find any eggs!

 

[Big_Palooka]

Nebraska corn is at least 100x better than Iowa corn.

Wow, that is a low blow. I guess I should have expected nastiness from our most hated rival.

 

[BBG]

Wow, that is a low blow. I guess I should have expected nastiness from our most hated rival.

And they travel better. Yeah.... I said it.

 

[banshee90]

Iowa fans are as tasteless as their corn. I wouldn't cross the street to save an Iowa baby.

 

[Summy1]

What is there more of in Iowa, porn or corn?

 

[pboiler18]

What is there more of in Iowa, porn or corn?

Have you seen the women there? Porn is the only safe option.

 

[Summy1]

Have you seen the women there? Porn is the only safe option.

Nice

 

[New Pal Boiler]

And they travel better. Yeah.... I said it.

Of course they travel well, and often - Wouldn't you? They live in freaking Iowa!

 

[Cleanface]

What is there more of in Iowa, porn or corn?

Meth.

 

[pboiler18]

Meth.

I thought that was Ohio. Or was that Heroin?

 

[WildTurk]

Iowa fans are as tasteless as their corn. I wouldn't cross the street to save an Iowa baby.

Im sure you have proud parents. Raised you well i see..

 

[New Pal Boiler]

Im sure you have proud parents. Raised you well i see..

Hayden Fry always reminded me of that creepy guy at church, with the mustache and dark sunglasses.

 

[hawkssox1]

Iowa fans are as tasteless as their corn. I wouldn't cross the street to save an Iowa baby.

Yeah but your gay so you'll have that.

 

[JohnnyDoeBoiler]

The Hawkeye responses are hilarious here...mainly because they have zero comebacks other than 'you're gay' and Purdue is dumb. Our football team may be bad but our fans can come up with some witty zingers!

 

[BBG]

Yeah but your gay so you'll have that.

I was going to call you out for not using proper grammar, but you're an Iowa fan so this is the best you will ever do.

 

[Like_a_Boss]

The soil in Nebraska is more fertile than Iowa.

 

[PUQBMan.]

Purdue is undefeated in B1G championship games. Iowa..not so much.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Nebraska corn is at least 100x better than Iowa corn.

Ohhhhhhh NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

 

[New Pal Boiler]

Purdue is undefeated in B1G championship games. Iowa..not so much.

John Deere tractors suck.

 

[gr8indoorsman]

Hell, Indiana corn is better than Iowa corn. Duh.

 

[regionboiler09]

John Deere tractors suck.

you do realize the CEO is a purdue alum and they hire a lot of other alums?

https://www.deere.com/en_US/corpora...eadership/executives/sam_allen_biography.page

 

[hawkimatt]

John Deere tractors suck.

They're from Illinois, but I'll pretend to be hurt just to make you feel better.

 

[New Pal Boiler]

They're from Illinois, but I'll pretend to be hurt just to make you feel better.

Looks like quite a bit of those sucky tractors are made in Iowa, hence the suckiness:

https://m.deere.com/en_US/corporate/our_company/fans_visitors/tours_attractions/factorytours.page

 

[BoilerBiker]

we still don't have a trophy

 

[hawkimatt]

Looks like quite a bit of those sucky tractors are made in Iowa, hence the suckiness:

https://m.deere.com/en_US/corporate/our_company/fans_visitors/tours_attractions/factorytours.page

Everybody knows that red tractors are for communists and Nebraska fans. Nothing lower than that.

 

[New Pal Boiler]

Everybody knows that red tractors are for communists and Nebraska fans. Nothing lower than that.

No - the commies with the red tractors are IU hilljacks.

 

[TMA62]

 

[ichawk24]

Indiana, highest per capita KKK membership.

Indiana, 9th smallest penises in the country:
http://www.prweb.com/releases/biggest-penises-by-state/state-penis-size/prweb11377257.htm

Indiana #1 in meth lab seizures:
http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2014/04/01/indiana-ranks-meth-lab-seizures/7177031/

Indiana in worst 10 smoking states:
https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/adult_data/cig_smoking/#states

Indiana 3rd lowest well-being ranking (Iowa in 2nd quintile):
http://www.well-beingindex.com/alaska-leads-u.s.-states-in-well-being-for-first-time

 

[hawkimatt]

You're the home of Donnie Baker, and I'll say it right to your face.

 

[BBG]

You're the home of Donnie Baker, and I'll say it right to your face.

Well you're the home of Aston Kutcher!






And I hate myself for knowing that.