Our girls clearly need some help. Just suppose some players, like, say, Trevion and Zach, suddenly felt in touch with their “other” side. One day they might wallop Wisconsin for Versyp. Then they might suddenly feel differently the next day just in time to help Painter maul Michigan. Sure, we know now it’s the law, signed and sealed, but shouldn’t we try it ASAP … before Joe changes his mind or the courts end up in court? And would it count against the team turnovers?