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Shortest book ever written

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The concept of this just amused me to no end. It’s been a long work week, thinking about someone writing a book about IU chasing football glory just made it so much better. Lol
 
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Wow, when you would have thought IU football couldn't embarrass themselves any more then they already do.
 
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Have to admit that just the idea does make me cringe just a little...ok, a lot.
 
Some early excerpts regarding the Bucket games covered

On Brohm winning the Bucket at Memorial Stadium:

Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest, thought he took the Tennessee job...damn you Jimmy Hyams”

On Markell Jones running over IU a second Bucket game in a row:

Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest...thought he graduated”

On kicking the last onside kick directly at Rondale Moore:

“Gotta be honest....no f*cking idea what I’m doing coaching at this level”
 
Some early excerpts regarding the Bucket games covered

On Brohm winning the Bucket at Memorial Stadium:

Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest, thought he took the Tennessee job...damn you Jimmy Hyams”

On Markell Jones running over IU a second Bucket game in a row:

Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest...thought he graduated”

On kicking the last onside kick directly at Rondale Moore:

“Gotta be honest....no f*cking idea what I’m doing coaching at this level”

Next year's version:
On Brohm winning the Bucket at Ross-Ade Stadium:
Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest, thought he took the Louisville job...damn you Dan Dakich”

On kicking the last onside kick directly at Rondale Moore:
Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest...thought he graduated. Oh, and I still have no f*cking idea what I’m doing coaching at this level”
 
Next year's version:
On Brohm winning the Bucket at Ross-Ade Stadium:
Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest, thought he took the Louisville job...damn you Dan Dakich”

On kicking the last onside kick directly at Rondale Moore:
Coach Allen: “Gotta be honest...thought he graduated. Oh, and I still have no f*cking idea what I’m doing coaching at this level”
Coach Allen: Really thought we had a legitimate shot at getting David Bell last year. I told him I was an offensive genius. He saw right through that. Like Moore the year before, another one of Purdue’s freshman WR took us to the woodshed again.
 
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