Okay, you are right. Minnesota is a totally superior team (based on the general IQ and EQ you have displayed in your posts let me be clear that is sarcasm). It isn't like our team lost by 24 to Illinois or 25 to Nebraska two incredibly fearsome members of the B1G.
I believe we beat both those teams. If only there was a mathematical concept that addressed such a scenario . . . alas, there is, it is called the transitive property. I know that is a really complicated concept for someone who probably had Mankato State as a reach school, I will wait in case you need to consult a Youtube video or Wikipedia to understand it. Toss in the fact we have beat three ranked teams and you have beat zero, and your logic is airtight. Socrates has nothing on you.
I mean it isn't like our coach took a team that probably would have finished last in the MAC the year before and won a bowl game last year and has a top 25 recruiting class and your coach took a bowl team and drove it into the ground and can only manage the 8th best class in the B1G next year despite being a used car salesman par excelance.
Have a fun night under your rock. It really is a testament to Minnesota's progressive politics that you have internet service under your rock.