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Boiler-eff-er-een (noun)
I have determined that I, and possibly many of us, have a brain chemical which has been developed over my many years (around 28 to be exact) of being a fan of Purdue University athletics. I believe this chemical was first initiated in my brain after the crushing loss to Kansas State in the 1988 NCAA Tourney. I was 10, and I cried in our laundry room. Since that time my experiences have lead me to one conclusion; my brain produces a chemical called Boilerepherine - a direct result of my Purdue fandom.
Let me describe my experience during the game today (Ark-Little Rock, 2016 NCAA First Round);
In the 1st half I was on edge. Passionate, cheering, shouting, willing Purdue with all of my karma and might. I was somewhat enraged and irritable, passionate per usual, and feisty as f*ck. My one year old son was cooing and shouting in his one year old way, imitating me as I cheered on our mighty Boilermakers, shouted at the announcers, and flailed my arms in disgust when necessary.
As the 2nd half unfolded I became more calm and happy as we were in control and playing great. I believe it is during this phase of the game that the Boilerepherine starts being produced as historically my brain knows that a great collapse is on the horizon.
When the final 5 minutes began to unfold I recall a gentle calm coming over me. I was no longer flailing and shouting and foaming at the mouth per usual. I watched and I hoped, yet I remained at ease and unaffected by the sh*tstorm that was brewing before my eyes. As we collapsed into a tie, blowing our 14 pt lead, I received and responded to texts from my friends with a happy banter simply saying thing like "I hope we can grind them in OT", and "typical Purdue, glad we go 10 deep!" and things of this nature. Not cursing their existence and degrading their mothers, which would be a very typical response from many "fans" in a similar situation. No, I was caaalm...like a sailor knee-deep in a Philippine opium den.
By the time the 2nd OT was in full swing, and we were playing from behind for the entirety, the Boilerepherine was in full effect. I paced and I shrugged, and my thoughts shifted to my own realization that I had fully accepted our fate, and I was puzzled as to why I no longer really cared. I watched as the end came near, and I felt glimpses of hope that we might pull it out, but I was no longer invested whatsoever in the outcome. I simply no longer cared, and I accepted the loss with a smile and complete calmness as I ascended from the basement to greet my loving family. My daughter hugged me, my son crawled near, and I said stupid things like, "life is good!", and "oh well!"
Denial? Maybe. Maturity?? Doubtful. Exhaustion? Not likely. Simple acceptance? Hmmmm...possibly. However, when you contrast the passion and fervor I have for Purdue athletics, and the seething fury I will display during games, with the calm and accepting demeanor I displayed tonight after this most crushing of losses I can only come to one conclusion...
Boilerepherine.
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