Why is it that, whenever Purdue promises to be good and iu is likely to be lame, the Big Ten basketball schedule is arranged for just one meeting and that’s at Bloomington?
Why is the devil’s pitchfork in the background of every BTN studio shot? Why is iu featured prominently and repeatedly on all BTN promos while the league founder gets a half-second? Why is every iu game replayed on BTN while the rest of the conference can only look Beyond?
Do iu interns really run the league offices?
Why does the Big Ten get stuck being the road team whenever its ACC matchup promises a close game? Do iu interns schedule that, too?
Why does a Maryland sophomore who averaged 10 points and 6 boards as a frosh make preseason All-Big Ten ahead of three Purdue players who did more for the league champion?
Why is Bryant McIntosh a unanimous pick for preseason All-Big Ten when he makes more unforced turnovers in the final three minutes of two games than P.J. totals in a month?
Why does Chris Collins complain about free-throw and foul counts on the road after he’s been coaching in the Big Ten for five years? Auntee Em, are we still at Duke?
Why did the Big Ten shuffle its entire schedule to finish a week early and sacrifice its perennial prime spot on Selection Sunday only to play its tournament in Rutgers’ market? Rutgers???
Has Rutgers ever been another league’s excuse for setting foot in the Big Apple? Rutgers???
What have Maryland and Rutgers done for the rest of us? What do you have bulging in your wallet? A 20-game conference schedule? Or a new conference record book?
Does Notre Dame still enjoy its independence? Is South Bend sitting along the Atlantic yet?
Why is the devil’s pitchfork in the background of every BTN studio shot? Why is iu featured prominently and repeatedly on all BTN promos while the league founder gets a half-second? Why is every iu game replayed on BTN while the rest of the conference can only look Beyond?
Do iu interns really run the league offices?
Why does the Big Ten get stuck being the road team whenever its ACC matchup promises a close game? Do iu interns schedule that, too?
Why does a Maryland sophomore who averaged 10 points and 6 boards as a frosh make preseason All-Big Ten ahead of three Purdue players who did more for the league champion?
Why is Bryant McIntosh a unanimous pick for preseason All-Big Ten when he makes more unforced turnovers in the final three minutes of two games than P.J. totals in a month?
Why does Chris Collins complain about free-throw and foul counts on the road after he’s been coaching in the Big Ten for five years? Auntee Em, are we still at Duke?
Why did the Big Ten shuffle its entire schedule to finish a week early and sacrifice its perennial prime spot on Selection Sunday only to play its tournament in Rutgers’ market? Rutgers???
Has Rutgers ever been another league’s excuse for setting foot in the Big Apple? Rutgers???
What have Maryland and Rutgers done for the rest of us? What do you have bulging in your wallet? A 20-game conference schedule? Or a new conference record book?
Does Notre Dame still enjoy its independence? Is South Bend sitting along the Atlantic yet?