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WOW Lowe gone...

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I was contacted earlier in the week concerning player development overall and specifically the 2 and 3 spots with emphasis on driving the ball and shooting in general...and why intense focus on passing improvement. Everything was going well, but was cautioned that my bumping, jamming cutters would not be as effective today. Then out of the blue when asked what my natural lean was defensively between man, match-up and pure zone...I struggled a bit between match-up and man and in my hesitation the interview was immediately cut off due to trying to lock down an expert on pure zone defenses...and so I guess I'll continue to not get paid...
You too?!!!

I was contacted about the video coordinator job opening. I turned it down. Since Painter is so freaking stubborn that he refuses to heed this board and play a zone, I decided to move to New York and become a Syracuse fan. They play a zone... don't they?
 
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I have informed everyone I am not available at this time and will continue my coaching career from the internet chat room aspect, the large sectional couch with cold drink and Large HD TV section until I feel I can bring my talent to the Purdue bench.

I want to thank the University and the Purdue staff for understanding at this time and once I can perfect the making and drinking of Long Island Ice Tea and Baltimore Zoo's traditional drinks from Harry's I may consider future opportunities.

Ha Ha!

Boiler Up!
With your description of all that drinking and lying on the couch, you seem more qualified for UK, Lewville, IU. And if you never read a book, you'd do very well at UNC.
 
With your description of all that drinking and lying on the couch, you seem more qualified for UK, Lewville, IU. And if you never read a book, you'd do very well at UNC.
Ha Ha ....no way I would want to coach at any of them.......so let me be blunt.

I went to class and graduated from Purdue so that rules me out of the UNC job.....

Would never pay for a hooker so I am ruled out at U of L.....

Would never kiss my sister so that rules out UK.......

I don't like French Fries so no reason to go to IU....

Boiler Up!
 
Ha Ha ....no way I would want to coach at any of them.......so let me be blunt.

I went to class and graduated from Purdue so that rules me out of the UNC job.....

Would never pay for a hooker so I am ruled out at U of L.....

Would never kiss my sister so that rules out UK.......

I don't like French Fries so no reason to go to IU....

Boiler Up!
Remember....the Hooker's were free at Lewville. Second thoughts? :rolleyes:
 
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