Thanks, Morgan!
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Morgan set our entire sports program back countless years... he needs a swift kick in the nuts.
The mere fact that it did not, has not, and will not happen is even more proof that absolutely nobody there gives a damn...Bobinski has to be hating his new gig right about now as well, but much like Purdue created their own problems, he should have known better as well.
In the spirit of the season...
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Morgan Burke, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Mollenkopf with all the other people who got rich off killing Purdue football, and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Morgan Burke, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Mollenkopf with all the other people who got rich off killing Purdue football, and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
Yup. Bobinski has to be wondering what he got himself in to a this point. I knew Morgan screwed things up, but never understood just how bad until now. I haven't been this pissed in ages.
My only comfort is 2 cases of Heffeweizen and some Metallica.. And I am talking Metallica before they needed "therapy".
Well, if I bring him to you, his head will look like a sack of ping pong balls after my "conversation" with him.
Master of the Puppets? Ride the Lightning?Great choices! But seriously, how did everyone not know we were in this deep of a hole? This is why I was so pissed we didn't have someone contracted by now. Gotta move fast and decisively to get up off the bottom.
I was hopefully I guess. I'm still an optimist but seriously how can we not have someone locked up (rhetorical question)?
I'm one case in and have moved on to megadeath. Yeah I'm that pissed.
Hahaha, no I stopped in enough timeHopefully you don't make it to Anthrax tonight.
Hopefully you don't make it to Anthrax tonight.
hahhaha. I almost suggested that over NIN. They released that "Blood Eagle Wings" video not too long ago that reminded me of Morgan overlooking what he's caused. I won't post the video because it's pretty gory.
Last seen partying with the bball team in Cancun - on your dollar!
What me worry!?!
He did. How do you neglect the football team? It's like a Navy that lets it's best ship rot. How does any competent AD let the football team get this bad? And with major cities nearby. Indy, Chicago, 3 major cities in Ohio, Western PA, all within a 6 hr or so drive. All the recruiting especially near Chicago area. I mean what the hell is the matter and with so many alumni allowing this bad of a deterioration where Purdue can't even fill the front seats in half the sections of the stadium on game day.
Every recruit that turns down Purdue, the football coaches should ask why and be forced by the AD to report the answers to him. That feedback should be heavily looked at and the problems addressed. You look at the athletes Purdue's competition has this is light years ahead. Purdue's coaches have to be able to look at the best player of every position in conference and recruit players with intent to match them. Hazell just wanted to fill the first damn jersy he could. Be good enough not to get drug all over the field like someone's red headed stepchild. Just don't be that team. That big eyesore. Don't embarrass the alumni and college every week. Be good enough not to be the gimp of the conference.
Every recruit that turns down Purdue, the football coaches should ask why and be forced by the AD to report the answers to him. That feedback should be heavily looked at and the problems addressed. You look at the athletes Purdue's competition has this is light years ahead. Purdue's coaches have to be able to look at the best player of every position in conference and recruit players with intent to match them. Hazell just wanted to fill the first damn jersy he could. Be good enough not to get drug all over the field like someone's red headed stepchild. Just don't be that team. That big eyesore. Don't embarrass the alumni and college every week. Be good enough not to be the gimp of the conference.
If you are pissed, nothing better to resolve the angst than one of these three classic albums for me. Sex Pistols "Never Mind The Bollocks", Ministry "Land of Rape and Honey" and the best of all of them, The Dead Boys "Younger Louder and Snottier" (the remixed version as the lame version is the Young, Loud and Snotty album on WB).
We may have an eyesore of a S end zone, we may need a performance complex for football, and we may need lights in our football field, but we have a damn fine swimming pool, baseball stadium, softball field, and golf course! Way to set your priorities Burke! Take care of the money-makers before you worry about your precious swimming pool!!! SMH...
I finally saw Ministry in person a few years ago down in Austin. No regrets
Yeah: selling at least a portion of those sub 30,000 empty Ross-Ade seats for the last 8 years, we could have paid to build all those facilities, and more.
You have to put something in, to get something back. This is on the administration too.
Oh and on the basketball renovation. How many colleges have reduced seating capacity on a renovation? Purdue was selling out every basketball game. That moron spends millions on basketball renovation and reduced seating capacity. Same thing in football. It was asz backwards. That makes less economic sense than communism. I mean I understand the football team is a fat slob, but the basketball team is good and sells out. Why reduce their seating? A 50 million dollar seating reduction. Incredible. I could of reduced seating with a thousand dollar tarp. Total morons run the athletics department alllllllll need fired.
With the scrapping of the second tunnel, the seating capacity in Mackey is actually higher now than it was before the renovation.
As long as MB1 is allowed to walk the halls of Purdue and weasels his way on board of planes carrying Purdue athletes for freebie mini vacations....
MD and the BOT are sending the message that MB1 did what they wanted him to do......Shame!!!
This is perfect. It's how I imagine buffoons like TC4AIRBALL, pboiler18, and BoilerBozo feel about the current state of affairs.
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