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Record Predictions for 2016

ahhculdee

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1-11, Hazell the Clown closes with one of the worst records ever at a Big Ten school and P5 school in general.
 
Without a change, more of the same! How could ANYONE including the Head Coach expect anything else?
 
I predict that the predictions will begin at around 2-10, with predictions rising at a rate of roughly 0.5 wins per month due to the usual off-season declarations of progress that cannot be disproven until the team starts playing actual games: a few new coaches, some emerging stars in the spring game and fall camp, the usual Hazell-speak with a new slogan and poster to go along with it, and so on.

Oh yes, I almost forgot. The staff will also continue the 10th annual "we are going to stop the run" declaration and, for some reason, we will believe it.
 
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