Another deflection. Your arrogance and dishonesty reminds me of this quote:That's not a straw man.
How about answering whether you are a lawyer...
“Don't forget that we lawyers, we're a higher breed of intellect, and so it's our privilege to lie.”
― Yevgeny Zamyatin
You remind me of another quote: "Lawyers are the only people who will announce to everyone in the room that they are lawyers."
No. That ain't me.