There weren't a lot of free Oregon State Message Boards with the Purdue game thread, but I was able to find one which I believe to be representative of all of them, especially regarding their deep-seated pessimism salted between frequent whines and occasional snarky quips. Enjoy:
Going with OSU to pull over the upset.
Anyone here alive the last time these teams played?
I don’t know why Purdue is so favored. I feel like they only win 3 games this season, one of those games is against us though.
How is a public school named after a person? Seems fishy!
I'm ready for disappointment!
Its been too long since the pain of giving up 3rd and longs has been in my heart.
Come on Beavs, let's keep the state of Oregon perfect.
Can both teams agree not to do anything until the dumbass baseball game ends?
Gotta love missing the start of the game because of baseball!
My eldest daughter could be the first female MLB pitcher, being brought up for Game 7 of the World Series and I'd want them to get that trash off TV.
Interesting. Sam Noyer will be at QB. Hopefully, he will be legit. I got family that work at Purdue, and they have been talking shit this week. lol
I really have no idea how I feel about the team this year. I have high hopes, but I am also very much ready to be hurt again.
That’s the essence of Beaver life right there.
Look at that old train. Steam technology? Get with the times! Go Beavs!
Hopefully Jack Plummer plays like a Jake.
He needs to fulfill his destiny and become Jack the Snack.
Noyer the Destroyer!
I didn’t hear the IU sucks on kickoff. Do the freshman know???
Man, things are already getting a little chippy. Apparently beavers and train propulsion systems don’t get along.
Horrible set of downs to start the year.
Noyer’s mobility is a welcome change from the statues we had in Luton and Mannion.
Shit that was a glorious punt!
We have to lead the nation in punts being downed inside our 2. Maybe this is sign of things turning?
I would like to congratulate Purdue on their imminent OOC P5 win.
Oh, boy, imagine if the highlight of our season is being up 7-0 on Purdue for like 6 minutes! lol
We're winning????? Idk what to do with my hands.
Stimulate your prostate.
Going to a Purdue game looks like epilepsy waiting to happen.
That Horvath is a ****ing tank.
I can’t believe we gave all those first team practice reps just for Noyer to be that bad. Like maybe the Colorado colors that Purdue is wearing confused him? Like I’m sure the coaches are better at seeing talent than me but like if he just throws one of like five passes with a little less juice this is a completely different game.
So Noyer had 700 yds passing at Colorado. Given his current productivity that means he was there for 27 years.
So he throws the ball to an offensive linemen to avoid a sack and we get targeting?
The announcer desperately trying not to shit on our QB is funny. lol
That running back is a monster of a man. Nothing like that guy in the Pac-12.
OSU tackling in mid-season form.
I have to say Purdue really packs the fans in. Respect for that.
If we're going to play a shitty QB at least make it an underclassmen because there's potential they could get better. Wasting reps on a Super Senior. smh
Oregon State and giving up 1st downs on 3rd and long. Name a more iconic duo!
Guys, Purdue Pete looked into my soul!
Noyer is ****ing garbage!
Noyer is how Australian people say “no.”
He's like a dinghy with one broken oar.
Colorado Fans: “What did they expect?”
This game is like being stuck with a sewing needle until you bleed out.
If we lose, it may be hard to defend this as a quality loss.
This is exactly what I expected and I’m still so pissed!
What conference is this reffing crew from?
I'm still not giving up! But... Take a chance on Chance?
So you're saying there's a Chance!
Noyer the Destroyer of his fan's hopes and dreams.
Purdue making field goals is a great sign for them.
How old is Purdue’s kicker, 12?
Is their kicker the Gerber baby?
Either we need faster receivers, or Noyer needs to correct his throwing.
Usain Bolt couldn't have caught that mf!
Jesus Christ, Noyer! They aren't 12 feet tall.
How about: switch up the snap count and double team number 5. Jesus H!
Chance Nolan is killing it, better to figure it out late than never. Let’s ****ing go Beavs!!!
Nolan needs to calm down but he's already such a huge upgrade.
Can’t wait for Smith to put Sam back in now that we are close.
Separate Noyer from Nolan, he's going to infect him with suck.
At least Nolan gets it close enough to be deflected.
Why have we been so ****ing god awful at covering #87? He's been such a big impact player this game.
Somehow we are back in this even though Purdue should have at least 10 more points.
I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed. Every. Year.
Classic example of Beaving it. Losing comfortably, come back to give us hope, lose anyway.
I’m suddenly remembering why I start binge drinking every fall!
Drinking a nice Cognac. As a Beaver fan it seemed fitting to drink something aged in wood.
God, even on a 3rd and 21 I’m still worried about a conversion...
Purdue fans 100% need to bring plungers to the next home game to root on “The Plummer.”
"Let it be" is an interesting stadium song.
4th & 1? Let's bomb it 40 yards. What in the actual **** am I watching?
This game is proof that God is real and that he's a jerk.
Refs are always ****ing us on spotting the ball...
Well, he was close and he tried really hard... Let'em have it, ok?
Damn, Karloftis is a beast!
Could you imagine if Nolan was in the first three quarters?
Leaving TE's open all game is a bold plan. Can't believe it came back to bite us.
Remember people thinking Purdue -7 was too high.
It’s upsetting how winnable this game has been. Defense actually playing really well so far, despite issues in the secondary. If the offense could actually do something we’d be golden.
The Beavs play football sometimes how I imagine blind kids would play tag.
More pessimism than the Afghan military in this thread!
Kirk Herbstreit is never picking us again!
Going with OSU to pull over the upset.
Anyone here alive the last time these teams played?
I don’t know why Purdue is so favored. I feel like they only win 3 games this season, one of those games is against us though.
How is a public school named after a person? Seems fishy!
I'm ready for disappointment!
Its been too long since the pain of giving up 3rd and longs has been in my heart.
Come on Beavs, let's keep the state of Oregon perfect.
Can both teams agree not to do anything until the dumbass baseball game ends?
Gotta love missing the start of the game because of baseball!
My eldest daughter could be the first female MLB pitcher, being brought up for Game 7 of the World Series and I'd want them to get that trash off TV.
Interesting. Sam Noyer will be at QB. Hopefully, he will be legit. I got family that work at Purdue, and they have been talking shit this week. lol
I really have no idea how I feel about the team this year. I have high hopes, but I am also very much ready to be hurt again.
That’s the essence of Beaver life right there.
Look at that old train. Steam technology? Get with the times! Go Beavs!
Hopefully Jack Plummer plays like a Jake.
He needs to fulfill his destiny and become Jack the Snack.
Noyer the Destroyer!
I didn’t hear the IU sucks on kickoff. Do the freshman know???
Man, things are already getting a little chippy. Apparently beavers and train propulsion systems don’t get along.
Horrible set of downs to start the year.
Noyer’s mobility is a welcome change from the statues we had in Luton and Mannion.
Shit that was a glorious punt!
We have to lead the nation in punts being downed inside our 2. Maybe this is sign of things turning?
I would like to congratulate Purdue on their imminent OOC P5 win.
Oh, boy, imagine if the highlight of our season is being up 7-0 on Purdue for like 6 minutes! lol
We're winning????? Idk what to do with my hands.
Stimulate your prostate.
Going to a Purdue game looks like epilepsy waiting to happen.
That Horvath is a ****ing tank.
I can’t believe we gave all those first team practice reps just for Noyer to be that bad. Like maybe the Colorado colors that Purdue is wearing confused him? Like I’m sure the coaches are better at seeing talent than me but like if he just throws one of like five passes with a little less juice this is a completely different game.
So Noyer had 700 yds passing at Colorado. Given his current productivity that means he was there for 27 years.
So he throws the ball to an offensive linemen to avoid a sack and we get targeting?
The announcer desperately trying not to shit on our QB is funny. lol
That running back is a monster of a man. Nothing like that guy in the Pac-12.
OSU tackling in mid-season form.
I have to say Purdue really packs the fans in. Respect for that.
If we're going to play a shitty QB at least make it an underclassmen because there's potential they could get better. Wasting reps on a Super Senior. smh
Oregon State and giving up 1st downs on 3rd and long. Name a more iconic duo!
Guys, Purdue Pete looked into my soul!
Noyer is ****ing garbage!
Noyer is how Australian people say “no.”
He's like a dinghy with one broken oar.
Colorado Fans: “What did they expect?”
This game is like being stuck with a sewing needle until you bleed out.
If we lose, it may be hard to defend this as a quality loss.
This is exactly what I expected and I’m still so pissed!
What conference is this reffing crew from?
I'm still not giving up! But... Take a chance on Chance?
So you're saying there's a Chance!
Noyer the Destroyer of his fan's hopes and dreams.
Purdue making field goals is a great sign for them.
How old is Purdue’s kicker, 12?
Is their kicker the Gerber baby?
Either we need faster receivers, or Noyer needs to correct his throwing.
Usain Bolt couldn't have caught that mf!
Jesus Christ, Noyer! They aren't 12 feet tall.
How about: switch up the snap count and double team number 5. Jesus H!
Chance Nolan is killing it, better to figure it out late than never. Let’s ****ing go Beavs!!!
Nolan needs to calm down but he's already such a huge upgrade.
Can’t wait for Smith to put Sam back in now that we are close.
Separate Noyer from Nolan, he's going to infect him with suck.
At least Nolan gets it close enough to be deflected.
Why have we been so ****ing god awful at covering #87? He's been such a big impact player this game.
Somehow we are back in this even though Purdue should have at least 10 more points.
I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed. Every. Year.
Classic example of Beaving it. Losing comfortably, come back to give us hope, lose anyway.
I’m suddenly remembering why I start binge drinking every fall!
Drinking a nice Cognac. As a Beaver fan it seemed fitting to drink something aged in wood.
God, even on a 3rd and 21 I’m still worried about a conversion...
Purdue fans 100% need to bring plungers to the next home game to root on “The Plummer.”
"Let it be" is an interesting stadium song.
4th & 1? Let's bomb it 40 yards. What in the actual **** am I watching?
This game is proof that God is real and that he's a jerk.
Refs are always ****ing us on spotting the ball...
Well, he was close and he tried really hard... Let'em have it, ok?
Damn, Karloftis is a beast!
Could you imagine if Nolan was in the first three quarters?
Leaving TE's open all game is a bold plan. Can't believe it came back to bite us.
Remember people thinking Purdue -7 was too high.
It’s upsetting how winnable this game has been. Defense actually playing really well so far, despite issues in the secondary. If the offense could actually do something we’d be golden.
The Beavs play football sometimes how I imagine blind kids would play tag.
More pessimism than the Afghan military in this thread!
Kirk Herbstreit is never picking us again!
