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My choice for next coach is….

Wolegib

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Dolly Parton! Think of how great our half time shows would be. The games would all be sold out. The press conferences would be fun to watch. Dolly is a proven recruiter. And money raiser. She has tremendous organizational skills. She has success written all over here. Sure, she’s old, but I believe we need a more mature coach. She could bring in Miley Cyrus to be our offensive coordinator. Purdue’s offense could be known as the wrecking ball. Just think what our locker room would be like with Miley yelling at you and getting in your face. And we could have Hank Williams jr as our defensive coordinator.

Ask yourself, what’s the purpose of college football? It’s no longer about building ethics and leadership. It’s about entertainment. It’s about generating revenue. So let’s bring in some people who know how to entertain! Rather than catching passes, the players could make passes. Just bring the entire grand ole opry to Purdue on Saturdays and entertain people .

Ask yourself. If you had $100 to spend, would you rather spend it watching a college football game? Or a 3 hour country concert?

I know what you are thinking. He’s crazy! But in reality, this would reduce the costs of facilities and training. We could sell more tickets and charge more. People would be happy and go home entertained.

We need to follow the lead of the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is no longer about the game of football. It’s about entertainment and producing revenue!

And for guys like Cho Cho, just think of all the different ways you could generate money Placing bets on totally random things!

Give it some thought! Maybe Dolly as our new AD instead of head coach. She could sure turn this program around! Give the fans some chicken while the horse stampede the field. People pay over $100 to watch that in Gatlinburg!

Sure a couple of you would complain! But you would complain anyway!
 
Like I said. Some of you would complain anyway!

It doesn’t even matter what I contribute! You just see the author name and complain!

A Carrie Underwood concert or Purdue football game. Which one would you pay $100 to go see? a Taylor Swift concert or a Purdue football game? Which one would generate more money?

Some of you are just afraid to climb outside of your box!

I’m providing you an idea that would generate 10x the amount of money a Purdue football game would generate and you hate the idea.

You want to want to watch a football game? But you don’t want to watch student athletes. You want to watch paid professional athletes making millions playing in Purdue jerseys. And you just expect the university or some billionaire to finance this team rather than yourself! It’s kind of like paying taxes! Nobody wants to pay taxes, but you sure do complain about potholes and when the roads haven’t been plowed yet. But when taxes come to pay for these benefits, you complain about paying more taxes.

As I said. I just provided you a tremendous idea of how to generate a lot more revenue, provide you a lot better entertainment, go home happy. I bet your wife and kids would love my idea! Just ask your daughter which she prefers - a Taylor swift concert ticket or a Purdue football game. Just think …. A season pass to six name concerts or 6 Purdue football games. Trans Siberian Orchestra or Purdue football

You hate my posts? They are meant to be a reflection of the other posts on this board. My posts make as much sense as the rest of your stupid posts. I used to come to this forum seeking up to date information. But all this board does is name calling and Talk about IU. And. Wanting to Fire people. There is no information here. What recruit is visiting an ACC school? There isn’t even a thread about it.
 
Like I said. Some of you would complain anyway!

It doesn’t even matter what I contribute! You just see the author name and complain!

A Carrie Underwood concert or Purdue football game. Which one would you pay $100 to go see? a Taylor Swift concert or a Purdue football game? Which one would generate more money?

Some of you are just afraid to climb outside of your box!

I’m providing you an idea that would generate 10x the amount of money a Purdue football game would generate and you hate the idea.

You want to want to watch a football game? But you don’t want to watch student athletes. You want to watch paid professional athletes making millions playing in Purdue jerseys. And you just expect the university or some billionaire to finance this team rather than yourself! It’s kind of like paying taxes! Nobody wants to pay taxes, but you sure do complain about potholes and when the roads haven’t been plowed yet. But when taxes come to pay for these benefits, you complain about paying more taxes.

As I said. I just provided you a tremendous idea of how to generate a lot more revenue, provide you a lot better entertainment, go home happy. I bet your wife and kids would love my idea! Just ask your daughter which she prefers - a Taylor swift concert ticket or a Purdue football game. Just think …. A season pass to six name concerts or 6 Purdue football games. Trans Siberian Orchestra or Purdue football

You hate my posts? They are meant to be a reflection of the other posts on this board. My posts make as much sense as the rest of your stupid posts. I used to come to this forum seeking up to date information. But all this board does is name calling and Talk about IU. And. Wanting to Fire people. There is no information here. What recruit is visiting an ACC school? There isn’t even a thread about it.
Get help. Soon
 
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