Dolly Parton! Think of how great our half time shows would be. The games would all be sold out. The press conferences would be fun to watch. Dolly is a proven recruiter. And money raiser. She has tremendous organizational skills. She has success written all over here. Sure, she’s old, but I believe we need a more mature coach. She could bring in Miley Cyrus to be our offensive coordinator. Purdue’s offense could be known as the wrecking ball. Just think what our locker room would be like with Miley yelling at you and getting in your face. And we could have Hank Williams jr as our defensive coordinator.
Ask yourself, what’s the purpose of college football? It’s no longer about building ethics and leadership. It’s about entertainment. It’s about generating revenue. So let’s bring in some people who know how to entertain! Rather than catching passes, the players could make passes. Just bring the entire grand ole opry to Purdue on Saturdays and entertain people .
Ask yourself. If you had $100 to spend, would you rather spend it watching a college football game? Or a 3 hour country concert?
I know what you are thinking. He’s crazy! But in reality, this would reduce the costs of facilities and training. We could sell more tickets and charge more. People would be happy and go home entertained.
We need to follow the lead of the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is no longer about the game of football. It’s about entertainment and producing revenue!
And for guys like Cho Cho, just think of all the different ways you could generate money Placing bets on totally random things!
Give it some thought! Maybe Dolly as our new AD instead of head coach. She could sure turn this program around! Give the fans some chicken while the horse stampede the field. People pay over $100 to watch that in Gatlinburg!
Sure a couple of you would complain! But you would complain anyway!
Ask yourself, what’s the purpose of college football? It’s no longer about building ethics and leadership. It’s about entertainment. It’s about generating revenue. So let’s bring in some people who know how to entertain! Rather than catching passes, the players could make passes. Just bring the entire grand ole opry to Purdue on Saturdays and entertain people .
Ask yourself. If you had $100 to spend, would you rather spend it watching a college football game? Or a 3 hour country concert?
I know what you are thinking. He’s crazy! But in reality, this would reduce the costs of facilities and training. We could sell more tickets and charge more. People would be happy and go home entertained.
We need to follow the lead of the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is no longer about the game of football. It’s about entertainment and producing revenue!
And for guys like Cho Cho, just think of all the different ways you could generate money Placing bets on totally random things!
Give it some thought! Maybe Dolly as our new AD instead of head coach. She could sure turn this program around! Give the fans some chicken while the horse stampede the field. People pay over $100 to watch that in Gatlinburg!
Sure a couple of you would complain! But you would complain anyway!