IU's Next BB Coach is

[Pryght]

IU basketball reminds me of that prom queen in high school you see at the 25 year reunion. Back in High school she was the most popular and one of the hottest girls in school. At the 25 year reunion she’s unrecognizable - put on a ton of weight, still lives in the same town but in a trailer park now and has a meth habit. Nobody wants to date her anymore but she’s trying to remind you how great she was in HS.

But then...out of nowhere, she hits the jackpot. Maybe she married into money, maybe she cashed in on some wild NIL deal, or maybe she just lucked into a fortune, either way, she’s suddenly rich, glamorous, and back in the spotlight. She’s got the mansion, the designer clothes, and front-row seats to every big event. The same people who once ignored her are now forced to acknowledge her success, even if they don’t quite respect it.

Meanwhile, her little brother, who spent years quietly thriving and building a solid reputation, watches with seething jealousy. He was always the responsible, hardworking one, never flashy, but always consistent. Now, he’s stuck in the shadows as she basks in all the attention, reminding everyone just how great she used to be…and how great she is again.

 

[DrEss]

But then...out of nowhere, she hits the jackpot. Maybe she married into money, maybe she cashed in on some wild NIL deal, or maybe she just lucked into a fortune, either way, she’s suddenly rich, glamorous, and back in the spotlight. She’s got the mansion, the designer clothes, and front-row seats to every big event. The same people who once ignored her are now forced to acknowledge her success, even if they don’t quite respect it.

Meanwhile, her little brother, who spent years quietly thriving and building a solid reputation, watches with seething jealousy. He was always the responsible, hardworking one, never flashy, but always consistent. Now, he’s stuck in the shadows as she basks in all the attention, reminding everyone just how great she used to be…and how great she is again.

Kind of like the fairytale, Cinderella.

 

[Pryght]

Kind of like the fairytale, Cinderella.

But this Cinderella isn’t just waiting around for a glass slipper, she’s lacing up her sneakers and coming for a championship. And midnight isn’t coming anytime soon.

 

[Gemini95]

But then...out of nowhere, she hits the jackpot. Maybe she married into money, maybe she cashed in on some wild NIL deal, or maybe she just lucked into a fortune, either way, she’s suddenly rich, glamorous, and back in the spotlight. She’s got the mansion, the designer clothes, and front-row seats to every big event. The same people who once ignored her are now forced to acknowledge her success, even if they don’t quite respect it.

Meanwhile, her little brother, who spent years quietly thriving and building a solid reputation, watches with seething jealousy. He was always the responsible, hardworking one, never flashy, but always consistent. Now, he’s stuck in the shadows as she basks in all the attention, reminding everyone just how great she used to be…and how great she is again.

And yet here you are seeking approval

 

[SaratogaBoiler1]

But this Cinderella isn’t just waiting around for a glass slipper, she’s lacing up her sneakers and coming for a championship. And midnight isn’t coming anytime soon.

Cinderella doesn’t realize the landscape has significantly changed in the past 25 years - getting back to her prom queen years is her fantasy. She’s now playing glory days in her trailer hoping her old friends will return her calls. Her best friend Brad has found a new life away from her hometown. It’s a sad story.

 

[DrEss]

But this Cinderella isn’t just waiting around for a glass slipper, she’s lacing up her sneakers and coming for a championship. And midnight isn’t coming anytime soon.

😂🤣
Everyone breathing will hear that the new hire will be the greatest hire since the Ohio state grad. Another summer championship banner will be hoisted, but then the season will start and it will be the same as it has been for the last few decades. Enjoy Fantasyland my friend.

 

[Pryght]

Cinderella doesn’t realize the landscape has significantly changed in the past 25 years - getting back to her prom queen years is her fantasy. She’s now playing glory days in her trailer hoping her old friends will return her calls. Her best friend Brad has found a new life away from her hometown. It’s a sad story.

LOL, Brad’s long gone, building a life far away. Cinderella's voicemail’s full, though, not with calls from her past friends, but from a parade of suitors who still remember her beauty and charm. She’s got five kids who adore her, far more than her childless little brother.

 

[DrEss]

LOL, Brad’s long gone, building a life far away. Cinderella's voicemail’s full, though, not with calls from her past friends, but from a parade of suitors who still remember her beauty and charm. She’s got five kids who adore her, far more than her childless little brother.

The five “kids” are now grandparents and great grandparents. Neighbors of them are fighting old age symptoms. Soon those that knew them will all be gone. Thank goodness for history books.

 

[SaratogaBoiler1]

Cinderella has become delusional and is now taking a plethora of anti depressants. Every year since she was a prom queen she tells everyone she’s still the bomb while all of her friends have moved on to greener pastures. She has slowly become irrelevant and everyone but her knows it. She believes if she keeps telling everyone she’s still got it they will eventually believe her. Sadly her friends are now living in the present, realize she’s a has been, and are enjoying success. It’s a story with an unhappy ending.

 

[Poprudy]

LOL, Brad’s long gone, building a life far away. Cinderella's voicemail’s full, though, not with calls from her past friends, but from a parade of suitors who still remember her beauty and charm. She’s got five kids who adore her, far more than her childless little brother.

And yet, you are still here.

Oh, and wait.....there's more. NPOY awards, NC games to play, talked about as a top 3-4 seed every single year, potential chances to win the B1G and Yet...... Cinderella is still sweeping floors.

 

[SaratogaBoiler1]

Cinderella has really let herself go - too much Mbacko , I mean Taco Bell

 

[Bank Shot Podcast]

And yet, you are still here.

Oh, and wait.....there's more. NPOY awards, NC games to play, talked about as a top 3-4 seed every single year, potential chances to win the B1G and Yet...... Cinderella is still sweeping floors.

Do you have some weird thing against a Martha the Mop Lady?

 

[proudopete]

Do you have some weird thing against a Martha the Mop Lady?

Why do they call her the mop lady when she clearly has a broom

 

[Poprudy]

Do you have some weird thing against a Martha the Mop Lady?

Btw, have you gotten any help with your Purdue sports fetish?

Good luck!

 

[Cleanface]

But then...out of nowhere, she hits the jackpot. Maybe she married into money, maybe she cashed in on some wild NIL deal, or maybe she just lucked into a fortune, either way, she’s suddenly rich, glamorous, and back in the spotlight. She’s got the mansion, the designer clothes, and front-row seats to every big event. The same people who once ignored her are now forced to acknowledge her success, even if they don’t quite respect it.

Meanwhile, her little brother, who spent years quietly thriving and building a solid reputation, watches with seething jealousy. He was always the responsible, hardworking one, never flashy, but always consistent. Now, he’s stuck in the shadows as she basks in all the attention, reminding everyone just how great she used to be…and how great she is again.

You're a freak.

IU fans who post on this board are such creeps.

 

[Cleanface]

My .02 on the coach; the only one I DO NOT WANT THEM TO GET is Chris Beard. He would be my #1 all day long if I were IU fan. Not going after him would be a HUGE mistake IMO, one I hope they make.

If his past "allegations" at UT is the hang-up, then good. Don't hire him.

IU basketball reminds me of that prom queen in high school you see at the 25 year reunion. Back in High school she was the most popular and one of the hottest girls in school. At the 25 year reunion she’s unrecognizable - put on a ton of weight, still lives in the same town but in a trailer park now and has a meth habit. Nobody wants to date her anymore but she’s trying to remind you how great she was in HS.

People with meth habits don't put on a "ton of weight", just sayin'

 

[New Pal Boiler]

My .02 on the coach; the only one I DO NOT WANT THEM TO GET is Chris Beard. He would be my #1 all day long if I were IU fan. Not going after him would be a HUGE mistake IMO, one I hope they make.

If his past "allegations" at UT is the hang-up, then good. Don't hire him.




People with meth habits don't put on a "ton of weight", just sayin'

More likely to have Summerteeth.

 

[bonefish1]

I’m going to bring up Brad Brownell again. Watching Clemson dominating again today against FSU! IN boy, good coach. Gets the most out of his players and they compete every time they are on the court… Wait all that rules him out automatically… nothing to see here… move along

Bromnell is in a sweet spot at Clemson. Great campus and location. Football school so not the crazy unrealistic iu fan base who will be calling for his head after 3 games.

 

[New Pal Boiler]

Bromnell is in a sweet spot at Clemson. Great campus and location. Football school so not the crazy unrealistic iu fan base who will be calling for his head after 3 games.

Yeah but HE’S BUDDIES WITH CALBERT!!!

 

[purduedavie]

Agreed, they can do a ton better than him(Alford).
Yes.

My take? Beard is extraordinarily unlikely, and May is not the most likely final answer.

We’ll see, if I had to bet on a guy those would be my two picks, obviously I have no clue though.

 

[purduedavie]

I missed him by a few months unfortunately but have watched plenty of replays. Was practically unstoppable inside 16 feet.

Wonderful player, one of the 3 best that I’ve seen play at IU. Isiah and Woodson were the other two, May was before my time.

 

[purduedavie]

And yet, you are still here.

Oh, and wait.....there's more. NPOY awards, NC games to play, talked about as a top 3-4 seed every single year, potential chances to win the B1G and Yet...... Cinderella is still sweeping floors.

Loved this and the Purdue tuba player commercials, fond memories of my youth when I absolutely loved college hoops. Now I love Purdue hoops, don’t watch many other games unless I wager on them.

 

[SaratogaBoiler1]

My .02 on the coach; the only one I DO NOT WANT THEM TO GET is Chris Beard. He would be my #1 all day long if I were IU fan. Not going after him would be a HUGE mistake IMO, one I hope they make.

If his past "allegations" at UT is the hang-up, then good. Don't hire him.



People with meth habits don't put on a "ton of weight", just sayin'

You are right about that - she’s a Krunk

 

[Purdue Grad in Texas]

You are right about that - she’s a Krunk

Speaking of that - wonder what ol TheloniusKrunk is up to these days? Haha.

Legendary poster of the past.