General themes for the Democratic National Convention:
a) You, the American people, are too dumb to comprehend how great America is doing right now. The American economy is stronger than ever. The world is a safe place and don't let Donald Trump scare you with the threat of Islamic terrorism. The attacks in Orlando, Ft. Hood, San Bernadino, Munich, Paris, Nice, Brussels, etc., etc., are the new normal. Trust us, the government will protect you and save you.
b) We have plans to provide everything you could ever want or need for free. Bernie Sanders has woken us up and has dragged us farther left - where we should be. You win free healthcare! You win free college! You win free food! You win free housing!
c) We are inclusive in our party - for everyone who thinks just the way we do. White males and law enforcement are not really welcome, but if you feel guilty enough we might let you in.
d) The cultural elite - wonderful entertainers like Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, Paul Simon, Carole King, Bradley Cooper...are all smarter and better looking than you. If they love HRC, then you should too.
e) Hillary Clinton is just a loving, caring Grandma who enjoys playing cards. ("If's that's playing the woman card, then deal me in!") All the college age girls and soccer moms and grandmas have a patriotic duty to elect the first female president into office. Hillary's record as Secretary of State is one of the greatest in all of history. Libya, the Iran deal, the early withdrawl from Iraq, the Syrian situation were all incredible accomplishments. Hillary is a steady hand - don't let the email things worry you. It's just a vast "right wing conspiracy".
f) Donald Trump is an existential threat to all humanity. We are the party of sunshine, puppy dog tails, and rainbows and the Republicans are the party of darkness and foreboding.