A. Turn the entire night into a “jeff Brohm destination” night
B. Knock Chris Fowler out if he notes that there’s an actual game and they should talk about that too
C. Defend his time in detroit
D. Get on his knees and begin begging Brohm to leave cause none of this is to script
E. Argue that “well, who really likes college football anyway”
F. Mistake Dedrick Mackey for Rondale Moore and say “you know I think 1 is their slot receiver and he’s one of the best in the country”
G. Sing the Penn State fight song over Fowler and then fight security
H. Hack the studio so that the telecast is replaced with a tribal art festival on PBS
I. Tie Fowler up to bring out Beth mowens and bob Davie only to blather about Brohm perhaps bringing army back to their prominence of the 50s while Davie pretends to know what country he’s in and what decade it is and mowens shriekgasms intricate details of Tyler Hamilton’s life.
I say A and I at least. Please keep he, mowens and Dave wannstedt far away from our games
B. Knock Chris Fowler out if he notes that there’s an actual game and they should talk about that too
C. Defend his time in detroit
D. Get on his knees and begin begging Brohm to leave cause none of this is to script
E. Argue that “well, who really likes college football anyway”
F. Mistake Dedrick Mackey for Rondale Moore and say “you know I think 1 is their slot receiver and he’s one of the best in the country”
G. Sing the Penn State fight song over Fowler and then fight security
H. Hack the studio so that the telecast is replaced with a tribal art festival on PBS
I. Tie Fowler up to bring out Beth mowens and bob Davie only to blather about Brohm perhaps bringing army back to their prominence of the 50s while Davie pretends to know what country he’s in and what decade it is and mowens shriekgasms intricate details of Tyler Hamilton’s life.
I say A and I at least. Please keep he, mowens and Dave wannstedt far away from our games