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Hazell Is A Robot!!!

ahhculdee

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I don't hear about him even having human-like interactions with anybody. I think he is a dumb robot, call him HAZELLNUT TRON 5000 if you will. For serious though, maybe this is what hurts his recruiting, he probably has a hard time sitting down and having conversations with kids.
 
I don't hear about him even having human-like interactions with anybody. I think he is a dumb robot, call him HAZELLNUT TRON 5000 if you will. For serious though, maybe this is what hurts his recruiting, he probably has a hard time sitting down and having conversations with kids.

I've chatted with him on a number of occasions and find him to be personable, likable, approachable and a pretty good guy. Now if we could just win some games!
 
So that's 2 things Hazell and I have in common: we're both nice guys, and we both have no business being a head football coach in the B1G.
nice guys finish last !!! DH and Morgue

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It was better

Campbell flipped to msu
Johnson flipped to Michigan
Powell will go to Virginia tech or Rutgers

P5 offers
 
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So I suppose it was marginally better than last year's worst in the Big Ten class, but still nothing to really get excited about.

The 3 I listed and the one you mention are the type tiller built his teams on. This would have been a decent class despite the number of players. Losing those 4 was a large kick in the nuts
 
The 3 I listed and the one you mention are the type tiller built his teams on. This would have been a decent class despite the number of players. Losing those 4 was a large kick in the nuts
I agree, but 4 players does not a class make. Hazell has recruited a few good players every year, just not enough of them.
 
I don't hear about him even having human-like interactions with anybody. I think he is a dumb robot, call him HAZELLNUT TRON 5000 if you will. For serious though, maybe this is what hurts his recruiting, he probably has a hard time sitting down and having conversations with kids.
He is kind of like Reggie Jackson in "Naked Gun." But he was under mind control of some sort.
 
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Tennessee and UND are supposed to be after him.
Time will tell with these recruits, but the Hazel track record is not very good. It is likely the coaching, but our players don't really develop like they did in the Tiller years. We would be hard pressed to name a Hazel recruit that really became an All Big Ten type player. Perhaps Bentley has a chance, but his injury set him back. Even our highly ranked QB's don't pan out and it will be interesting to see how they do with a new OC. Changes were made way too late.
 
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So that's 2 things Hazell and I have in common: we're both nice guys, and we both have no business being a head football coach in the B1G.

I don't know if you're a nice guy, but I'm sure glad that you're not the coach. As to him having 'no business being a head coach in the Big Ten', I hope he proves you wrong.
 
I don't know if you're a nice guy, but I'm sure glad that you're not the coach. As to him having 'no business being a head coach in the Big Ten', I hope he proves you wrong.
Me too, but I could probably could manage an average of 2 wins a year by picking plays off of madden.
 
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3 years and the worst Purdue football ever, is a pretty good indication he can't coach
.............And a huge batch of 2 star recruits proves that not only can he not coach, but he clearly can't recruit either!!!I Wouldn't mind at least a 50/50 blend of 2 and 3 star recruits, problem is we all know that Hazz and his staff clearly can't coach any of these kids "UP"!
 
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