What kinda tRumpy celebrations ya’ll got planned? It was this time last year that 5000 patriots, some would say the best and brightest of tRumper world, stormed the castle. Our mission, get Nancy, hang Mike, and stop the damn steal. Blessed by don with a one day dispensation to assault cops, we attacked. Our weapons of choice, flagpoles, we had lots of em. We had lots of bear mace too in case the FBI sicked their bears on us. But they didn’t, so we maced anything that moved. The tRumpy wave oozed into the Capitol, but we became disoriented, perhaps FBI mind control? We began taking selfies, posting to our social media accounts, and pooping in odd places. We left our mark. Does anyone know where I can buy Jan 6th merch? tRumpy 2024!