Giannis invokes Zach Edey to help him fight the gorilla...ball knower.

[Abugabby]

 

[spoilerdave]

That's a pretty big compliment IMO for a rookie. Says even the best of the best respect his toughness. Says he will have a long career if he avoids injuries. Happy to hear it

 

[Chi-Boiler]

That's a pretty big compliment IMO for a rookie. Says even the best of the best respect his toughness. Says he will have a long career if he avoids injuries. Happy to hear it

Sorry, I'm not sure how being on the first team to fight a gorilla says this.

 

[qazplm]

I'm just trying to understand the people who think there's anything barehanded humans can do to affect a gorilla.

 

[KenTre1983]

I'm just trying to understand the people who think there's anything barehanded humans can do to affect a gorilla.

Well, they can certainly make him angry.

 

[Abugabby]

I'm just trying to understand the people who think there's anything barehanded humans can do to affect a gorilla.

I've thought about this a lot since my wife signed me up to fight a gorilla in Florida. We have to go for the eyes...not just poking them. I mean ripping them out. Someone has to sacrifice himself to get at least one eye...preferably two before he kills you. Once that is accomplished we need 20 guys to dogpile the gorilla. We will lose half of those guys immediately, so we need 10 more to pile on. When he tries to bite, someone shoving their fist down his throat is imperative. When he bites that arm off, your first will be lodged in his throat. Hopefully he will suffocate, but even if he manages to get the arm out of his throat, we've got him now.

Being that I am the fight supervisor, I will hang back and guide the team, shouting out useful instructions like "OH SHIT, DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO EDEY?!"

 

[Chi-Boiler]

You need a different hobby.

 

[BoilerAndy]

I've thought about this a lot since my wife signed me up to fight a gorilla in Florida. We have to go for the eyes...not just poking them. I mean ripping them out. Someone has to sacrifice himself to get at least one eye...preferably two before he kills you. Once that is accomplished we need 20 guys to dogpile the gorilla. We will lose half of those guys immediately, so we need 10 more to pile on. When he tries to bite, someone shoving their fist down his throat is imperative. When he bites that arm off, your first will be lodged in his throat. Hopefully he will suffocate, but even if he manages to get the arm out of his throat, we've got him now.

Being that I am the fight supervisor, I will hang back and guide the team, shouting out useful instructions like "OH SHIT, DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO EDEY?!"

You forgot to mention that your wife took out a big insurance policy on you before signing you up.

 

[qazplm]

I've thought about this a lot since my wife signed me up to fight a gorilla in Florida. We have to go for the eyes...not just poking them. I mean ripping them out. Someone has to sacrifice himself to get at least one eye...preferably two before he kills you. Once that is accomplished we need 20 guys to dogpile the gorilla. We will lose half of those guys immediately, so we need 10 more to pile on. When he tries to bite, someone shoving their fist down his throat is imperative. When he bites that arm off, your first will be lodged in his throat. Hopefully he will suffocate, but even if he manages to get the arm out of his throat, we've got him now.

Being that I am the fight supervisor, I will hang back and guide the team, shouting out useful instructions like "OH SHIT, DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO EDEY?!"

In all seriousness...as much as can be mustered in this scenario, I suppose the best chance is psychological. I'd have a row of men 10-15 men across, interlock their arms and make the loudest noise they can. Look at much like one gigantic beast as they can. I'd even consider getting smaller dudes to sit on the taller strongest dudes to appear even more massive.

That might give the gorilla pause or confuse it.

Otherwise, yeah, hope someone's arm gets stuck in its mouth. Or be the brave sacrifices up front to give enough guys time to attack from behind to get its eyes although I'm not sure that's even possible given how broad its back is.

My money will be the over on dismemberment, crapped pants and eyes remaining on the gorilla.

 

[MetMyWifeAtHarrys]

That's a pretty big compliment IMO for a rookie. Says even the best of the best respect his toughness. Says he will have a long career if he avoids injuries. Happy to hear it

not really

 

[Jbigler1986]

I've thought about this a lot since my wife signed me up to fight a gorilla in Florida. We have to go for the eyes...not just poking them. I mean ripping them out. Someone has to sacrifice himself to get at least one eye...preferably two before he kills you. Once that is accomplished we need 20 guys to dogpile the gorilla. We will lose half of those guys immediately, so we need 10 more to pile on. When he tries to bite, someone shoving their fist down his throat is imperative. When he bites that arm off, your first will be lodged in his throat. Hopefully he will suffocate, but even if he manages to get the arm out of his throat, we've got him now.

Being that I am the fight supervisor, I will hang back and guide the team, shouting out useful instructions like "OH SHIT, DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO EDEY?!"

You got me crying laughing with this one. I appreciate the thought that went into this.