Emmitt? Emmitt Holt? Anyone seen Emmitt Holt?

[CoachCrean]

He told the coaches he was going out to get something to make an IU coed more attractive.

 

[Emmitt Holt]

I'm here coach...

 

[CoachCrean]

Dammit Holt, what is your major malfunction?!?

 

[Emmitt Holt]

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

 

[CoachCrean]

I see...I had no idea you had a drinking problem until you showed up at practice sober.

 

[Emmitt Holt]

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.

 

[CoachCrean]

Are you drunk son?!?!

 

[Emmitt Holt]

I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?

 

[CoachCrean]

Have you had too much to drink?

 

[Emmitt Holt]

No coach, I know my limits. If I run over one of my teammates, I know I've had enough.

 

[CoachCrean]

I've heard reports that you were in a bar last night. Why?

 

[Emmitt Holt]

I wanted to propose to my girlfriend in a romantic setting. It was nice...I managed to get up on one knee.

 

[Frankie611]

Ok...that was pretty funny. I am both embarrassed and impressed at how much time this much have taken.

 

[Emmitt Holt]

It's not my fault I drink. My uncle was the town drunk… and we lived in New York.

 

[aggar66]

 

[Purdue Grad in Texas]

Hey, pay no attention to that music in the background.

 

[tjreese]

Hey, pay no attention to that music in the background.

they got a lot of pub at Purdue in the early 70's

 

[purdue4sure]

He told the coaches he was going out to get something to make an IU coed more attractive.

Very funny thread.

 

[woggy718]

No coach, I know my limits. If I run over one of my teammates, I know I've had enough.

That made me laugh!