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Did Purdue’s sad performance save my life?

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I drank heavily last night in part due to Purdue’s loss, and in part due to two separate friends having 30th birthday parties.

So I’ve been pretty hungover today and spent most of the day on the couch, which killed my original plan to do a hike in Boulder…where there is currently a large wildfire in the *exact* place I was going to hike. Like not the vicinity, the dead ass spot I was going to go.

Maybe this is a sign that I need to drink more. Dunno. But I’ll say Purdue’s loss saved my life (and the sale of my final four tickets will probably net me some nice cash).
 
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