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Top 100 (or 1000) Things that Harbaugh Complains About....

Nov 18, 2004
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Harbaugh complains Ross-Ade grass not green enough. Limited them to 29 yards rushing in the 1st half due to a color they are not used to.


Please keep it going........
 
Target in Lafayette purposely did not carry my size in Khaki's, so I had to go 8 waste sizes too big and tuck in my sweatshirt on the hottest day of the year.
 
Michigan is a way better team than 29 rushing yards in first half.

Anyway, it's Purdue's fault not to have A/C in the Ross Ade stadium!
 
"There were no pillows with mints on them in the locker room.......I WANT MY SAFE SPACE!!!!!"
 
Had to sleep in the wet spot after watching porn in the motel room.

Motel pool not warm enough.

Free breakfast begels not toasted enough.

Wabash river not deep enough.
 
The free condoms at the Purdue Student Annex were too small......Jimmy, those were finger cots dumb ass....
 
AP/UPI Big Ten Conference Commissioner Jim Delany has just announced his findings today after completing a thorough five day investigation into the cruel and unusual treatment of the Michigan University Football Team that was said to have occurred during their September 23,2017 game at Purdue`s Ross Ade Stadium.
From now onward, Purdue will be forced to switch sides of the field at half time with their opponents so that each team will have the fair opportunity to compete on the shaded "cooler" side of Ross-Ade.

Coach Harbaugh commented before todays practice, that he feels the conference is taking the proper measures to insure player safety and are now beginning to eliminate all gamesmanship issues from the game of college football.
In a brief statement from Purdue`s coach,coach Brohom was quoted as saying... "No big deal, by the time we play them back at our place we will kick their @$$ anyway" Lets play Football!!!
 
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