The Most Variable Player – Ace Harper (two in one … and done).
The All-Future Restaurateur Team – Nick The Breadstick Martinelli and Angelo Pasta Ciaravino.
The All-Forever Needs ID Team – Dork With Pacifier Queen and Gotta Be Joshin’ Dix.
The All-Most Hair-Raising Team – Nate The Monk Bittle and Dippin’ Dawson Garcia.
The All-Live Up To Name Team – Great Osobor, Supreme Cook, Saint Thomas. Amen.
The All-Uncalled Flagrant Team – Squeal Leal, Maximum Hack Klesmit, Hot-Head Holloman.
The All-Most Lonely Team – Bruce No Truce Thornton and Someone Kicked My Sandfort.
The Killed Their Teams By Quitting Team – Coleman Hawkins, Cliff Omoruyi, That Pharrel Cat.
The All-Interview Team – The Izzo and Pizzo Party (with honeymoon at Machu Pichu).
The All-Homer Always Team – Dave The Rave Revsine (wallowing in kitty litter).
The Always Fun Team – Rapheal Davis and Bruce Weber (reviving the Gene scene).
The Wish Their Real Teams Were Still Playing Team – Stephen Bardo and Robbie Hummel.
The All-Future Restaurateur Team – Nick The Breadstick Martinelli and Angelo Pasta Ciaravino.
The All-Forever Needs ID Team – Dork With Pacifier Queen and Gotta Be Joshin’ Dix.
The All-Most Hair-Raising Team – Nate The Monk Bittle and Dippin’ Dawson Garcia.
The All-Live Up To Name Team – Great Osobor, Supreme Cook, Saint Thomas. Amen.
The All-Uncalled Flagrant Team – Squeal Leal, Maximum Hack Klesmit, Hot-Head Holloman.
The All-Most Lonely Team – Bruce No Truce Thornton and Someone Kicked My Sandfort.
The Killed Their Teams By Quitting Team – Coleman Hawkins, Cliff Omoruyi, That Pharrel Cat.
The All-Interview Team – The Izzo and Pizzo Party (with honeymoon at Machu Pichu).
The All-Homer Always Team – Dave The Rave Revsine (wallowing in kitty litter).
The Always Fun Team – Rapheal Davis and Bruce Weber (reviving the Gene scene).
The Wish Their Real Teams Were Still Playing Team – Stephen Bardo and Robbie Hummel.
