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Substitute Purdue for significant figures in history...

Abugabby

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Jun 1, 2001
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If the Romans were Purdue, Jesus would have come down from the cross and smote them verily.

If the WWII Russians were Purdue, Hitler would have come out of his bunker with two Mauser pistols and single-handedly fought his way out of Berlin.

If David were Purdue, Goliath would have taken a rock to the dome and then with a splitting headache and blurred vision, cut him in half with his sword.

Purdue is Oberyn Martell in Game of Thrones.
 
If Leonardo DiCaprio was Purdue in the Revenant, the bear would be shitting black and gold.
 
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