OT: Did you hear the one about the Harvard fencer who bought his way onto the team?

[Tommaker]

Interesting strategum. Conversely, I wonder how many recruits family homes were purchase at "higher than market value" by boosters of the schools they ended up at.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/harvard-coach-fired-over-sale-of-home-to-prospects-father

 

[Casey and his Brother]

They let that David Hogg kid in. Obviously Harvard ain't what it used to be.

 

[70boiler]

They let that David Hogg kid in. Obviously Harvard ain't what it used to be.

There is nothing better than making such an interesting choice of language to attack Harvard.

 

[Purdue Mike]

One of my friends got into Yale with a history of bad grades. Of course it was Yale Lock and Smith school.

 

[Tommaker]

One of my friends got into Yale with a history of bad grades. Of course it was Yale Lock and Smith school.

 

[PaBoiler78]

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[Jack_Ripper]

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[Jack_Ripper]

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