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I count near wins now....

boilerman101

True Freshman
Nov 11, 2011
678
649
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Wins - Losses - Near Wins
1 - 0 - 2
I feel so much better now.

"aaaaah", Jeffey, you're having a nightmare.
But, I thought it was 4th & 1. I keep seeing a
TD pass with a couple sec to go. Well, you
shouldn't be talkin dirty to the Officials, Honey.

In the SW, I was in a grocery store Sun with a
Purdue T on. HS kid said, "What's a Purdue?"
I said, "You know, Neil Armstrong, astronaut."
He says, "SpaceX?" I said, "Sorry, I forgot they
don't teach History in school anymore."

Well, when I got home, thought I'd ask Alexa.
"Alexa, what is Purdue?"
Response: On Saturday, in football, Purdue
lost to Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, 32-29.
"Alexa, shut the F*** Up, It's the Bleepn'
Wireless Dome!"
Response: Thank you for your feedback.
 
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