How To pay for Hazell's buyout

[New Pal Boiler]

Let's think of some ways to help pay for Hazell's buyout. I'll start:

1) Burke's true love is swimming, so fire the swimming coaches and have Morgan coach the team, with nancy cross as his assistant. He gets to spend all day every day in The Natatorium That Morgan Built.

2) Most of our football players grew up with their dads coaching them in Pee Wee leagues, so let's rekindle those family memories by firing Shoop and Hudson, and having the players' dads coordinate the offenses and defenses. I am sure they can figure out the "38" defense and the shotgun dive pretty quickly.

3) quit wasting money printing football tickets: admission is free, but we will have donation boxes set up at all gates. Also, Ross-Ade will be 100% festival seating, and patrons are allowed, in fact encouraged, to BYOB.

 

[BoilerStutz]

Or we could just get a solid coaching staff that generally wins half of its game and the place would fill up again. We really do not have to be this bad.

 

[SIBoiler2]

Or we could just get a solid coaching staff that generally wins half of its game and the place would fill up again. We really do not have to be this bad.

This fully describes the state of Purdue FB when we think filling RA and the description of a solid coaching staff is "generally wins half of its games".