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Fire .... me!

It's not your fault. It's the bottles' fault. Despite the fact that you always run out of bottles in less than 30 minutes, most are convinced that next time will be different. Although there may be others out there with much better qualifications to drink those beers, you've been drinking beer for a long time, so we're just content to let you keep drinking them.
 
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It's not your fault. It's the bottles' fault. Despite the fact that you always run out of bottles in less than 30 minutes, most are convinced that next time will be different. Although there may be others out there with much better qualifications to drink those beers, you've been drinking beer for a long time, so we're just content to let you keep drinking them.

Well played sir !
 
I ran out of beer during the first round of drinking.

We blew a 24 bottle lead in less than 30 minutes.... I feel like I underachieved in regards to having enough beer on hand.

No worries........there will be more than enough armchair beer drinkers who think they have the answers to your bottle management
 
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It's not your fault. It's the bottles' fault. Despite the fact that you always run out of bottles in less than 30 minutes, most are convinced that next time will be different. Although there may be others out there with much better qualifications to drink those beers, you've been drinking beer for a long time, so we're just content to let you keep drinking them.
Well if the bottles were bigger and could handle the press my friends put on, I would of been better off. But that is partially my fault for not prepping the bottles enough.

With the beer ever changing, it's difficult to find just the right mix that will be able to handle the rigors of press drinking. Especially when not all beer is the same and each one is unique, then only to have the alcohol content change on you.
 
Most of us are unhappy with your results. We agree there's a problem with your strategy. Next season, go with a kegger.
We don't need a kegger. We need 4 little kings and a long athletic 40 oz with depth in the fridge so we can can pressure the drinkers all night.
 
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I ran out of beer during the first round of drinking.

We blew a 24 bottle lead in less than 30 minutes.... I feel like I underachieved in regards to having enough beer on hand.
Your problem is that you were playing not to run out instead of really stocking up. You are who you are. You'll never learn. :)
 
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