Female NASA astronaut drills hole in Russian Soyuz spacecraft so she can return to earth early???

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"In the RIA Novosti article, translated for Ars by Rob Mitchell, the publication cites reports that Auñón-Chancellor may have drilled the hole "due to stress after an unsuccessful romantic relationship with another crew member." "

Drill Baby Drill

 

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"In the RIA Novosti article, translated for Ars by Rob Mitchell, the publication cites reports that Auñón-Chancellor may have drilled the hole "due to stress after an unsuccessful romantic relationship with another crew member." "

Drill Baby Drill

Will Bullock and Clooney star in the upcoming feature film??

 

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"In the RIA Novosti article, translated for Ars by Rob Mitchell, the publication cites reports that Auñón-Chancellor may have drilled the hole "due to stress after an unsuccessful romantic relationship with another crew member." "

Drill Baby Drill

Why did you post a Russian propaganda headline?

 

[YouSayPotato]

Why did you post a Russian propaganda headline?

Did you see the question marks? Do you understand satire? Does anyone seriously think that a NASA astronaut would drill holes in a Russian spacecraft while in outer space? And specifically for the purpose of getting back to earth early due to a failed romance while in orbit?

This story is fantasy fiction in line with Ian Fleming's "From Russia with Love" in which a female Soviet counter-intelligence colonel plans to steal some enscription device and assassinate James Bond after shacking up with him.