Top 10 ways to get from Indianapolis to West Lafayette at this time.
10. Para-glider.
9. Drive in on 52 - after first flying to Chicago and renting a car.
8. Drive to Louisianna and hope nobody notices the difference.
7. Fake Civil Engineering credentials and pose as bridge engineer so they allow you to drive north on I65
6. Wait until Feast of Hunters Moon and hitch canoe ride with Voyageurs.
5. I hear Lebanon is nice...
4. ...actually I have never heard that but it's about as far as you are getting without losing your temper.
3. Walk. Doctors recommend 5 miles a day, but you don't settle for mediocrity.
2. Screw it, there's a Nine Irish Brothers on Massachusetts, close enough.
1. Drive to Bloomington, disguise yourself as Oaken Bucket, and wait.
10. Para-glider.
9. Drive in on 52 - after first flying to Chicago and renting a car.
8. Drive to Louisianna and hope nobody notices the difference.
7. Fake Civil Engineering credentials and pose as bridge engineer so they allow you to drive north on I65
6. Wait until Feast of Hunters Moon and hitch canoe ride with Voyageurs.
5. I hear Lebanon is nice...
4. ...actually I have never heard that but it's about as far as you are getting without losing your temper.
3. Walk. Doctors recommend 5 miles a day, but you don't settle for mediocrity.
2. Screw it, there's a Nine Irish Brothers on Massachusetts, close enough.
1. Drive to Bloomington, disguise yourself as Oaken Bucket, and wait.
