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Curious about Morgan's plan to sell tickets in 2016

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I am hoping Morgan announces an outside-the-box, aggressive, visionary plan to get people into the stadium next year, at the same press conference where he gives us the great news about Hazell sticking around. Obviously someone besides Morgan will have to come up with this plan.

Here are some ideas to start with:
-let fans bring their own food and beverages into the stadium, like IMS does.

- borrow the lights from the Morgan J. Burke III baseball stadium, and have more night games.

- have a world class chess exhibition behind the north end zone, while the game is going on. This may attract our Russian students. You're probably thinking, "won't it be too loud for chess?" No, it won't.

-Offer an "all you can eat" Ticket for $20. This may attract the local Lafayette "Walmart/Golden Corral" crowd.
 
It has been the same rhetoric for the past 7 years. "Danny Hope is here!" Then "Danny Hope has FLORIDA players!" Then we got Hazell who is going to "Rebuild us with his funny hat and A players will get As and it will be One Brick Higher with Varied Tempo." It will be the same rubber stamp. Blough will probably be on a ticket poster, all the more ironic when he is replaced during the season because they failed to develop ANOTHER QB.
 
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Given that the concourse isn't choked with fans, maybe they could do a swap-o-rama type thing out there. Sell some tickets to folks looking for junque?
 
I am hoping Morgan announces an outside-the-box, aggressive, visionary plan to get people into the stadium next year, at the same press conference where he gives us the great news about Hazell sticking around. Obviously someone besides Morgan will have to come up with this plan.

Here are some ideas to start with:
-let fans bring their own food and beverages into the stadium, like IMS does.

- borrow the lights from the Morgan J. Burke III baseball stadium, and have more night games.

- have a world class chess exhibition behind the north end zone, while the game is going on. This may attract our Russian students. You're probably thinking, "won't it be too loud for chess?" No, it won't.

-Offer an "all you can eat" Ticket for $20. This may attract the local Lafayette "Walmart/Golden Corral" crowd.

Doesn't care. He's most likely banking on TV money doing what it either has done or will do in all professional sports.. make actual paid attendance relatively meaningless.

That way he can manage as though you don't have a voice. Because really, do you? Spectator events and the analysis of such on all levels of city are now monetized and even discussed by third parties (sports radio) in a way that minimizes the voice and access of the average man down to almost nothing.

They will manage things how they feel like it, they'll get rich doing it.. and they already figure that if you were going to leave, you would have left by now.

I once was with a group of guys from my frat who came from the richest families. Their families were all worth probably 8 figures. I thought they were nice enough so I went to Windsor Canada with them. During dinner, one of them started in with, "middle class and working people are worthless." I expected the others to be like, "really man." But I sat there as they all joined in and mocked everyday people.

What I've learned since then is that this is how they talk when they're alone. And... how do you think Morgan and those with the influence talk about you?

I imagine it goes something like this...

"Another Johnny Blue Scotty. Yeah, so anyway, like I was just telling a few trustees, these nobody fans can show up or not show up for all I care. With this Big Ten money the salaries are only going to increase for everyone at this table. And when, you know, freaking Gary from Lafayette doesn't show up anymore and cries about me being fired, I'll sit back in my mansion and have myself a cry over it. Because not only will I still get paid, I'll get paid even more... and he'll still have to live his life."

Privately, those are probably his sentiments. Now, I'll wait for some unbiased observer ERRRR someone sitting at a computer in Burke's office to become objectively offended about that.
 
Doesn't care. He's most likely banking on TV money doing what it either has done or will do in all professional sports.. make actual paid attendance relatively meaningless.

That way he can manage as though you don't have a voice. Because really, do you? Spectator events and the analysis of such on all levels of city are now monetized and even discussed by third parties (sports radio) in a way that minimizes the voice and access of the average man down to almost nothing.

They will manage things how they feel like it, they'll get rich doing it.. and they already figure that if you were going to leave, you would have left by now.

I once was with a group of guys from my frat who came from the richest families. Their families were all worth probably 8 figures. I thought they were nice enough so I went to Windsor Canada with them. During dinner, one of them started in with, "middle class and working people are worthless." I expected the others to be like, "really man." But I sat there as they all joined in and mocked everyday people.

What I've learned since then is that this is how they talk when they're alone. And... how do you think Morgan and those with the influence talk about you?

I imagine it goes something like this...

"Another Johnny Blue Scotty. Yeah, so anyway, like I was just telling a few trustees, these nobody fans can show up or not show up for all I care. With this Big Ten money the salaries are only going to increase for everyone at this table. And when, you know, freaking Gary from Lafayette doesn't show up anymore and cries about me being fired, I'll sit back in my mansion and have myself a cry over it. Because not only will I still get paid, I'll get paid even more... and he'll still have to live his life."

Privately, those are probably his sentiments. Now, I'll wait for some unbiased observer ERRRR someone sitting at a computer in Burke's office to become objectively offended about that.

So you are taking the comments of your douchey frat buddies and think the same thought process is held by everybody with money?
 
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So you are taking the comments of your douchey frat buddies and think the same thought process is held by everybody with money?

To some degree. I know.. Just ask people and the answer is, "they would never." So Whats really happening Nat? Is Morgan deeply touched by the sentiments of those dissatisfied with his job?

You've always known what you can do over problems with my viewpoint ;)
 
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To some degree. I know.. Just ask people and the answer is, "they would never." So Whats really happening Nat? Is Morgan deeply touched by the sentiments of those dissatisfied with his job?

You've always known what you can do over problems with my viewpoint ;)

I doubt morgan is touched, but that is because his compensation is tied to how much money he gives back to the university (fact), not what the fans say. If ticket sales slump to the point where he isnt hitting his bonus numbers, then he will care.

You want to change something, change the board. Morgan is doing what he is compensated to do.
 
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I am hoping Morgan announces an outside-the-box, aggressive, visionary plan to get people into the stadium next year, at the same press conference where he gives us the great news about Hazell sticking around. Obviously someone besides Morgan will have to come up with this plan.

Here are some ideas to start with:
-let fans bring their own food and beverages into the stadium, like IMS does.

- borrow the lights from the Morgan J. Burke III baseball stadium, and have more night games.

- have a world class chess exhibition behind the north end zone, while the game is going on. This may attract our Russian students. You're probably thinking, "won't it be too loud for chess?" No, it won't.

-Offer an "all you can eat" Ticket for $20. This may attract the local Lafayette "Walmart/Golden Corral" crowd.
Hopefully ticket apps come with a simple psych evaul that would breakdown applicants into say 3 easy categories:
1. Fun loving
2. Glass half full
3. Probable middle age white guy with whiny personality of teenage girl on her period.
Category 3 type
applications destroyed
 
Doesn't care. He's most likely banking on TV money doing what it either has done or will do in all professional sports.. make actual paid attendance relatively meaningless.

That way he can manage as though you don't have a voice. Because really, do you? Spectator events and the analysis of such on all levels of city are now monetized and even discussed by third parties (sports radio) in a way that minimizes the voice and access of the average man down to almost nothing.

They will manage things how they feel like it, they'll get rich doing it.. and they already figure that if you were going to leave, you would have left by now.

I once was with a group of guys from my frat who came from the richest families. Their families were all worth probably 8 figures. I thought they were nice enough so I went to Windsor Canada with them. During dinner, one of them started in with, "middle class and working people are worthless." I expected the others to be like, "really man." But I sat there as they all joined in and mocked everyday people.

What I've learned since then is that this is how they talk when they're alone. And... how do you think Morgan and those with the influence talk about you?

I imagine it goes something like this...

"Another Johnny Blue Scotty. Yeah, so anyway, like I was just telling a few trustees, these nobody fans can show up or not show up for all I care. With this Big Ten money the salaries are only going to increase for everyone at this table. And when, you know, freaking Gary from Lafayette doesn't show up anymore and cries about me being fired, I'll sit back in my mansion and have myself a cry over it. Because not only will I still get paid, I'll get paid even more... and he'll still have to live his life."

Privately, those are probably his sentiments. Now, I'll wait for some unbiased observer ERRRR someone sitting at a computer in Burke's office to become objectively offended about that.

This is absolutely false.

Paid attendance is NOT relatively meaningless. Not even looking at the Ohio States, Penn States, etc….

Purdue's ticket revenue is $14.4 million. Michigan State's is $24 million.

You don't think $10 million each year is meaningful to someone you directly compete with? That's a 14% increase on our athletics budget.
 
To bring in more people,
1) under the west stands a large bar and strippers lounge.
2) under the east stands a play area on par with chucky cheese.
3) under the north stands a massive beauty/massage salon
4) to entertain for those in the stands, tune the big screen to a SEC game
 
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Given that the concourse isn't choked with fans, maybe they could do a swap-o-rama type thing out there. Sell some tickets to folks looking for junque?

-Have a pregame parade thru campus, the dorms, the Greek houses, and Chauncey, but the players and cheerleaders will chuck stacks of unsold tickets into the crowd instead of candy.

- get a fairly well known musical act to play after the game, like U2, the Stones, the Grateful Dead, or Pink Floyd. Or maybe Burke can reunite the original lineup of Guns N Roses, with Lafayette natives Axl Rose and Izzy Stradlin.
 
I still like the idea of busing in patients from the mental hospital in Logansport.

Can we open a bar across from Mackey, and then hand out free tix to the students inside? The really hammered ones might get lost and stagger into Ross Ade.
 
Try to match the in-home experience.. Once Purdue is down by 21, put a live video feed of another more interesting game on the jumbo tron. If it can do 2 games split screen and switch during commercials, all the better!
I have to admit I thought about this post at half time yesterday and it made me smile...and I wished they would do it!
 
I have to admit I thought about this post at half time yesterday and it made me smile...and I wished they would do it!
I thought about this during the debacle yesterday as well. My friend and I laughed about it as IL was marching down the field for another score. It really is sad how far this program has fallen. Man, I so enjoyed the Brees years and even the leaner years following. Who could have imagined the program would fall this far, this fast.
 
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Once they made Morgan a VP he was secure and his "can't be bothered by the people" mode was also secured. He won't be moved until he retires and I wouldn't be surprised to see him get a special retirement age exemption from the board since he's done such a great job.
 
Glad there are still a few chuckles amid the gloom. Sometimes all you can do is throw your hands up and self deprecate!
 
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I am hoping Morgan announces an outside-the-box, aggressive, visionary plan to get people into the stadium next year, at the same press conference where he gives us the great news about Hazell sticking around. Obviously someone besides Morgan will have to come up with this plan.

Here are some ideas to start with:
-let fans bring their own food and beverages into the stadium, like IMS does.

- borrow the lights from the Morgan J. Burke III baseball stadium, and have more night games.

- have a world class chess exhibition behind the north end zone, while the game is going on. This may attract our Russian students. You're probably thinking, "won't it be too loud for chess?" No, it won't.

-Offer an "all you can eat" Ticket for $20. This may attract the local Lafayette "Walmart/Golden Corral" crowd.
Book the Stones, cancel the game.
 
Book the Stones, cancel the game.
You're onto something here - just schedule 4 SEC away guarantee games for the non conference schedule, then use the $4 million from the guarantees to put on big-time concerts right after each of the 4 B1G home games. Maybe we could have Frankie Valli do one of them, to keep the senior set enthused.
 
You're onto something here - just schedule 4 SEC away guarantee games for the non conference schedule, then use the $4 million from the guarantees to put on big-time concerts right after each of the 4 B1G home games. Maybe we could have Frankie Valli do one of them, to keep the senior set enthused.
" Let's Hang On" and "See you in September" and especially "I've Got Rhythm" are perfect! Haz said we had no rhythm.
 
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