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Back in Dante's day, there were only nine...

Apr 1, 2019
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circles of Hell. Today, circles of Hell goes to eleven. The 10th circle is reserved for IU football fans. It has a population about the size of Mayberry of Andy Griffith Show fame. So, their punishment involves some NSFW stuff involving Aunt Bee and Floyd the Barber. This circle is eternal because the only way it disappears is when IU's football program gets to .500 in the B1G.

The 11th circle of Hell is reserved for...yes, you guessed it...Purdue basketball fans. The punishment is Sisyphean. You are doomed to push a giant basketball up Mount Final Four. You never know when it's going to happen, but somewhere along the upward journey, you get crushed when the basketball rolls over you and back down the hill. This circle may be eternal because it only disappears when Purdue gets back to the Final Four.
 
circles of Hell. Today, circles of Hell goes to eleven. The 10th circle is reserved for IU football fans. It has a population about the size of Mayberry of Andy Griffith Show fame. So, their punishment involves some NSFW stuff involving Aunt Bee and Floyd the Barber. This circle is eternal because the only way it disappears is when IU's football program gets to .500 in the B1G.

The 11th circle of Hell is reserved for...yes, you guessed it...Purdue basketball fans. The punishment is Sisyphean. You are doomed to push a giant basketball up Mount Final Four. You never know when it's going to happen, but somewhere along the upward journey, you get crushed when the basketball rolls over you and back down the hill. This circle may be eternal because it only disappears when Purdue gets back to the Final Four.
I think the only reason I liked this post is because I read Dante's Inferno. Twice. But I'm not sure I like KenTre1983 because his description of Purdue basketball fans is too true.
 
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