"Allahu Akhbar", latest jihad is in Belgium

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Now this dude is rolling in the hair pie of 72 virgins virgins right now and you're just sitting in front of your computer screen.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/0...police-is-likely-terrorism-officials-say.html

 

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OK, I'm gonna have to back off here. It appears that none of the victims of the jihad attack actually died.

This is a dilemma. What does Allah do when one of the faithful tries to slaughter infidels but none of them actually become dead meat? Is the houri granted by Allah, or is it not?
Maybe half an houri of 36 virgins and no boys in perpetual freshness? Half a dozen virgins? A good-night kiss by a gal that's been around the block?